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No Pain, No gain
mom!!! watcha doin' here?!
happy to see me, Ritchie?
surprise check!! let's see if things are in good order here...!
but, mom... I... I...
Shut Up, Ritchie!!
but... but...
you don't want me to be severe, do you?
I...
I didn't beat you enough as a child...! You're a spoiled brat, Ritchie!!
you didn't beat me as much as I deserved, really...
shame on you, ritchie!! look at that neglected dungeon, with not a single look at that neglected dungeon, with not a single!!
and these toys, so damn obsolete!!
you don't honor our family's tradition...
true descendants of the Marquis of Sade!!
but, mom... I... I... sur can explain!
always whimpering!! always finding excuses!!
but now you'll learn once and for all!!
repeat after me...
I'm a dirty naughty pig!!
I'm a...ouch!!... dirty naughty... pig!! oow ooww!!
now show some gratitude!!
thank you, mom!!
and pay me two hundred!!
er, yeah, o'course...
and beware!! I may be back at any moment!!
good bye, son!!
what a woman!!
shortly after
just saw ya mom outside, ritchie!! she said you've had a very tender moment together!! she's so sweet...!
she is, secretin, oh, how she is...!!
she's...snif!... the best mom in the world!!